CONTRABANDS

 BABY PULL OVER……….wetin you carry?

Have you ever heard of a saying that it is improper to rummage through a lady’s purse or bag because of contrabands?  Yes, it is truly wrong especially for guys and the question is, what exactly would you be looking for because ladies keep all sorts of things in their bags ranging from hand cream, candies, money, business and ATM cards, chocolates, perfumes, jewelleries and to mention but a few.

Don’t be surprised to find panties and I mean smelly ones……..oh yeah smelly ones (winks), we sleep over at our guy’s house and need to rush to work d next day or prolly one night stand parole….you just have to tuck it in one discrete corner of your bag you know. Yes we do it you can like to bite us.   Oh save yourself the holy sanctrimonous preaching even the SU sisters in quote do it too.

We keep contraceptives and condoms ‘cos you never know, orgy can be a bastard sometimes, pair of slippers, shower caps, safety pins, sanitary towels, yeah……. We keep that too because that cycles really like to act funny and nobody want to see a lady flagging red publicly except for the red sign of a traffic light.

We carry sledge hammer too………hahahahhahhaaha. You better believe me, one bus conductor can like to want to form one man MOPOL, so we can confidently break his head and run away….lol. 

The truth of the matter is , God has created women to be multi-tasking and we don’t always like surprises, like when we are rocking one owanbe over the weekend and our zipper worns out unconsciously; we quickly find solace in our bags knowing that our safety pin or needle and thread is hidden in one corner of our bag and we immediately tell the bad market situation…….oh boy in ya face oooo…….i need to rock this party hard, you never know if  Mr Right is here, an admirer or an intending investor.

A woman has got to do what needs to be done….yes ke.              There are still so many things we can do that men cannot ever dare to do because they will definitely fail shamefully. Yes my brother…….no be by power nor by strength na just our ability.

It’s the same way we rush home from work to cook for daddy and the kids, prep them all for the next day, help with homework and listen to how sombori in the class poo on his body while we are still cleaning dishes. Daddy too will narrate with all pride how he closed a deal at work and his opposition lost out or revel with ego how he saved the company from bankruptcy or commission loss till he starts snoring. In the middle of the night when kongi sets in maybe by rolling on mummy, we go still do all the kerewawa without complaining. Next morning, we still set everybody up before going about our own business. Haba women dey try sha.

Okay, enough of the digression already we know we are crafted with ocean of invisible strength and vigour. 

Now back to the matter in Wizkid’s voice………WOMEN………….’’our purse is a reflection of our life’’. How the inner part looks like describes our lifestyle.   Therefore let us always keep it clean so that we can confidently allow our gender counterparts rummage it freely without having to flinch because we know it is tacky. A woman who is not proud to allow her man search her purse is only afraid of her own CONTRABANDS.

                                                                                                                                                               

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