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CONTRABANDS

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  BABY PULL OVER……….wetin you carry? Have you ever heard of a saying that it is improper to rummage through a lady’s purse or bag because of contrabands?  Yes, it is truly wrong especially for guys and the question is, what exactly would you be looking for because ladies keep all sorts of things in their bags ranging from hand cream, candies, money, business and ATM cards, chocolates, perfumes, jewelleries and to mention but a few. Don’t be surprised to find panties and I mean smelly ones……..oh yeah smelly ones (winks), we sleep over at our guy’s house and need to rush to work d next day or prolly one night stand parole….you just have to tuck it in one discrete corner of your bag you know. Yes we do it you can like to bite us.    Oh save yourself the holy sanctrimonous preaching even the SU sisters in quote do it too. We keep contraceptives and condoms ‘cos you never know, orgy can be a bastard sometimes, pair of slippers, shower caps, safety pins, sanitary towe