HEY!.......LET'S TALK

Yes I know I have big eyeballs and they are big enough for a blind man to feel its wide stare. This was the case this morning when I came face to face with the Governor of Lagos state, Babatunde Fashola. The Governor was present for the 32 nd SYNOD held by the Lagos State Diocese Anglican Communion ‘Our Saviour’s Church’, TBS Marina Lagos. I welcomed the Governor with my blazing glare and my mouth wide open with a resounding wow! which got his attention and he looked at me and I could interpret his expression in Yoruba saying…….hehehe omo yi o ri  gomina dis close ri live and direct……..lol! jokes apart I was lost in shock while he just walked by me with his security guys and that was when I snapped out of my amazement and by the time I came to my senses, I heard myself screaming to myself haaaa, yeeeeepa, I for don shout goodmorning sir and stretch out my hands keeee…..maybe dat could earn me a job to my jobless yansh but not to worry soon we are gonna meet and it’s gonna be busi

  BABY PULL OVER……….wetin you carry? Have you ever heard of a saying that it is improper to rummage through a lady’s purse or bag because of contrabands?  Yes, it is truly wrong especially for guys and the question is, what exactly would you be looking for because ladies keep all sorts of things in their bags ranging from hand cream, candies, money, business and ATM cards, chocolates, perfumes, jewelleries and to mention but a few. Don’t be surprised to find panties and I mean smelly ones……..oh yeah smelly ones (winks), we sleep over at our guy’s house and need to rush to work d next day or prolly one night stand parole….you just have to tuck it in one discrete corner of your bag you know. Yes we do it you can like to bite us.    Oh save yourself the holy sanctrimonous preaching even the SU sisters in quote do it too. We keep contraceptives and condoms ‘cos you never know, orgy can be a bastard sometimes, pair of slippers, shower caps, safety pins, sanitary towe

Halt..........the sleep is gone The alarm is on and the sound rings aloud The time to stand up to the clarion call is now Why wait a little slumber .......yeah its morning! And the time to get up is now.

My thoughts exactly……it is not really the number of years it takes to know someone that truly matters but the value on which the friendship is founded. Ours took just eleven days precisely to start and probably had ended because it lacks definition of purpose. It all started like a joke and within hours of communication it seems like a friendship that has always been in existence, we bonded easily and were eager to add face to what had already been established. There was no time to pause and think if it was right or wrong at that time so we equally faced our fears and got started. My restrictive power failed me when we finally met and I fell in love with the personality placed before me, I got carried away immediately not minding if this is ordained by God or not or suffer another heartbreak sojourn, I just felt this personality is too precious to be toiled or taken for granted.  Instead of seeing a stranger, I saw a friend, confidant and possibly as partners either in love or